Cover art for Saitei Kaiwai by tuki.
Saitei Kaiwai Song by tuki.

tuki. - Saitei Kaiwai Lyrics (Romaji)

Romanized Lyrics

Manin densha sawan natte
Kishosugi na imi wakaran ossan
Seifuku sukaato samusa gaman
Ikinikusa de sura nareru renshuu?
Agaranai ne owatten ne
Kyuuryou baito yori choi mashi?
Hitode ga hoshii shoushika da shi
Sodateru mirai mien no kocchi

Hibi hibi konwaku
Mujun ni fujun ni ouchaku
Fusei ni zeikin meni meni
Yumemiro tte? Genjitsu wa bagu
Oshi no raibu itsumo ataran no egui
Gimme gimme touraku BeReal de houkoku

Wi-Fi attemo kokoro no naka kengai
Egao no shita de wa zutto fuzai tsuuchi
Uzai muri
Ibitsu na sekai da
Shourai itsuka wa mama ni natte mitai
Toka nan toka omottetakke
Apude machi no yo no naka
Dou ni ka shite

Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Ai don noo hontou
Okuba gatagata iwashitaro kai
Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Yume wa nani? Rabu mi rabu mi "Ubawarenai koto"
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Dare no sei demo nai no wa uso desu
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Sasasa saitei kaiwai desu

Okozukai ja tarinain desu
Demotte nani mo kamo takai mondai
Fusoku no jitai hayatten ne
Nanka sore sura mo bazu na kontentsu
Hayari genjitsu touhi shourai wa kujuu no sentaku
Bengaku hagende meni meni
Harae tte genjitsu wa bagu
Kyou no meiku matsuge agaran no egui

Hibi hibi mosaku
Yuiitsu muni kawaii
Kekkyoku mou dou ka wakannai yo keizai
Manande yokatta menzaifu tte
Uren da tte takane de sabake
Shourai itsuka fugou ni natte mitai
Toka nan toka omottetakke
Apude machi na yo no naka dou ni ka shite

Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Ai don noo hontou
Okuba gatagata iwashitaro kai
Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Yume wa nani? Rabu mi rabu mi
"Ubawarenai koto"

Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Kore ni seisansei nado kaimu desu
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Sasasa saitei kaiwai desu

Iyan natte poi tte shite
Kanjou wa purasuchikku
Tainai tadayotte tamatte ikimasu
Saitei na kibun nara saitei de ii
Damatteiru hou ga fukenkou desu
Iitai koto wa zenbu itte
Dekiru koto areba zenbu yatte
Hitori hitori ga sou yatte
Tsunagatte utae
Koko ni iru koko ni iru
Mono iwanu shikabane ja nai wa

Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Kore ni seisansei nado kaimu desu
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Sasasa saitei kaiwai desu

English Lyrics

Packed train, don't you touch me
You're so gross, you clueless old man
School uniform skirt, enduring the cold
Is this practice for getting used to a life that sucks?
Not feeling the hype, this whole thing's a bust
The pay's a little better than a part-time job?
"We need more workers," "It's the low birth rate"
But we're the ones who can't see a future to raise

Day by day, I'm just confused
By contradictions, corruption, and cutting corners
Blatant fraud with our taxes, clear as day
They say "dream big"? Reality's a glitch
The fact I never win tickets to my fave's concert is brutal
gimme gimme the lottery results, post 'em on BeReal

Got Wi-Fi, but inside my heart there's no signal
Beneath my smile is just a constant "missed call" notice
So annoying. Impossible
What a twisted, broken world
"Someday in the future, I'd like to be a mom"
Or something like that... is that what I used to think?
This world is just waiting for an update
Somebody, do something

The lowest scene, the lowest scene
I don't know, for real
Wanna get your back teeth rattled in?
The lowest scene, the lowest scene
"What's your dream?" All lovey-dovey? It's: "To not have things stolen from me"
Test, test, mic check, I am absolutely, definitively me
Reply on social media
Saying it's "nobody's fault" is a damn lie
Test, test, mic check
I am absolutely, definitively me
Reply on social media
W-w-we're the lowest scene

My allowance isn't enough
And on top of that, everything's so expensive
"Unforeseen circumstances" are trending now, huh
And even that becomes buzz-worthy content
Escapism is the trend, the future's a bitter choice
"Work hard at your studies," they preach
"Pay up," reality's a glitch
My makeup today... my eyelashes won't curl, it's brutal

Day by day, I'm just searching
For a unique and one-of-a-kind cuteness
In the end, I have no idea what's up with the economy
"Glad I studied," just a get-out-of-jail-free card
That you can sell off at the highest price
"Someday in the future, I'd like to be a millionaire"
Or something like that... is that what I used to think?
This world is just waiting for an update, somebody do something

The lowest scene, the lowest scene
I don't know, for real
Wanna get your back teeth rattled in?
The lowest scene, the lowest scene
"What's your dream?" All lovey-dovey?
It's: "To not have things stolen from me"

Test, test, mic check
I am absolutely, definitively me
Reply on social media
There is zero productivity in any of this
Test, test, mic check
I am absolutely, definitively me
Reply on social media
W-w-we're the lowest scene

Get sick of it and just toss it away
These feelings are made of plastic
They float around inside me and just keep building up
If you feel like the lowest, then it's fine to feel the lowest
Staying silent is way more unhealthy
Say everything you want to say
Do everything that you can do
If every single one of us does that
We'll connect and we can sing
I am here. I am here
I am not a silent corpse

Test, test, mic check
I am absolutely, definitively me
Reply on social media
There is zero productivity in any of this
Test, test, mic check
I am absolutely, definitively me
Reply on social media
W-w-we're the lowest scene

Japanese Lyrics

満員電車 触んなって
きしょすぎな 意味わからんおっさん
制服スカート 寒さ我慢
生きにくさですら慣れる練習?
アガらないね 終わってんね
給料バイトよりちょいマシ?
人手が欲しい 少子化だし
育てる未来見えんのこっち

日々日々困惑
矛盾に不純に横着
不正に税金 めにめに
夢見ろって?現実はバグ
推しのライブ いつも当たらんのエグい
gimme gimme 当落 BeRealで報告

Wi-Fiあっても心の中 圏外
笑顔の下ではずっと不在通知
うざい 無理
歪な世界だ
将来いつかはママになってみたい
とかなんとか思ってたっけ
アプデ待ちの世の中
どうにかして

最低界隈 最低界隈
あいどんのー本当
奥歯がたがた言わしたろかい
最低界隈 最低界隈
夢は何? ラブみラブみ 『奪われない事』
テステス マイクテスト 私絶対的に 私です
SNSでレス
誰のせいでもないのは嘘です
テステス マイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
さささ最低界隈です

お小遣いじゃ足りないんです
でもって何もかも高い問題
不測の事態 流行ってんね
なんかそれすらも バズなコンテンツ
流行り現実逃避 将来は苦渋の選択
勉学励んで めにめに
払えって現実はバグ
今日のメイク まつげ上がらんのエグい

日々 日々 模索
唯一無二 かわいい
結局もうどうかわかんないよ経済
学んで良かった免罪符って
売れんだって高値で捌け
将来いつか富豪になってみたい
とかなんとか思ってたっけ
アプデ待ちな世の中 どうにかして

最低界隈 最低界隈
あいどんのー本当
奥歯がたがた言わしたろかい
最低界隈 最低界隈
夢は何? ラブみラブみ
『奪われない事』

テステス マイクテスト
私絶対的に 私です
SNSでレス
これに生産性など皆無です
テステス マイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
さささ最低界隈 です

嫌んなってポイってして
感情はプラスチック
体内漂って溜まっていきます
最低な気分なら最低でいい
黙っている方が不健康です
言いたいことは全部言って
出来る事あれば全部やって
独り独りがそうやって
繋がって歌え
此処に居る 此処に居る
物言わぬ屍じゃないわ

テステス マイクテスト
私絶対的に 私です
SNSでレス
これに生産性など皆無です
テステス マイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
さささ最低界隈です