Akai Haato (赤井はあと) - Garbage♡Goutmet!!! Romaji Lyrics

Romanized Lyrics

Kono kyoku wo kiiteru minasan!
Otehon doori ni ryouri wo tsukutte
Zettai kue yo.

Ton toka ton! Ton toka ton!
Oniku to yasai o ton toka ton ☆
Sakurimpa! Sakurimpa!
Kara-pitchu! ← Agemono datte dekichaimasu!
Gutu gutu dopuu dopuu
Tararinchura-rin ← Ebi no aji!

Haachama Cooking hajimatchama!

Ichi Shirabenai
Shirabeta yatsu kara sakurimpa!
Netto ya reshipi o miru no wa zurui dame dame! (Dame!)

Ni Hakaranai
Hakaru no wa gomi!
Mebunryou demo tsukureru no ga ichiryuu daro!

San Hachamecha arrange!
Saigo wa orijinaru no kakushi aji!
Kore wa ryouri no seichou monogatari...!

Haachama karee wa itsutsu boshi ☆☆☆☆☆
Supaisu mashimashi de! (Mashimashi deii!) (Unha! Unha!)
Tsukurikata o ima oshiemasu.
Mendokusai node habukimasu!
(Temee de katte ni souzou shiro!) (Chin!)

Mitame wa gomi demo mecha oishii!
Mezasu wa sekaiichi!
(Oee... jishukisei) (Ha?)

Anata no ibukuro tsukanjau! (Ehehe)
Gyuu. gyuu. gyuu. gyuuuu!
Hai, an

Tomodachi heru misetara heru
Hidari kara nibanme ni kyouyuu! (Kyouyuu!)

Shouki de oishii kanzen shoku (kanzen shoku)
Onokoshi shita hito daare?
BAN! Baibai!
Otsuruju!
(Chu)

Ton toka ton! Ton toka ton!
Oniku to yasai o ton toka ton ☆
Sakurimpa! Sakurimpa!
Kara-pitchu! ← Agemono nante chochoi no choi!
Gutu gutu dopuu dopuu
Taranchama = ← Chou kawaii!
Haachama Cooking hajimatchama!

Asa wa yuuga ni pankeeki gorogoro yasai koge mo i guai
Hiru wa kawaii mushi choisu shite mecha tanoshiku oishiku nagashi men
Yoru wa suki na guzai maite irodori orijinaru no osushi

Mitame wa are demo mecha oishii!
Izure wa uchuuichi!
(Oee... jishukisei) (Ha?)

Anata o zettai unaraseru (Ehehe)
Uu... ue... (Hai, an)

Onaka ga naru tabetemo naru ※imishin
Shinya no guru-chaa ni mo kyouyuu! (Kyouyuu!)

Shouki de oishii kanzen shoku (kanzen shoku)
Onokoshi shita hito omae...!
BAN! Baibai!
Otsuruju!
(Naisu shotto!)

[-SUPER HAACHAMA COOKING TIME-]
Hai minasan [Chuumoku!]
Ima kara Haachama osusume no tokubetsu menyuu, shoukai shimasu!
Sono na mo mecha gomi kanzen shoku

Reshipi wa? Minai!
Hakari mo? Shinai!
Hachamecha ni arrange!
Taisen yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Hajimatchama!

[Otehon shoukai time]
1. Mazu wa suki na guzai o kiri chirakashimasu! (Kiri chirakashimasu!)
2. Tsugi ni yudeagatta raamen ni daaku choko tounyuu! (Daaku choko o tounyuu!)
3. Maje maje maje maje
4. Saigo ni gekikara soosu o sukoshi kuwae taranchura de zentai o totonoetara kansei!

Uhaa! Itadakimasu

Mitame wa gomi demo mecha oishii!
Mezasu wa sekaiichi!
(Oee... jishukisei) (Ha?)

Anata no ibukuro tsukanjau! (Ehehe) [※Butsuri?]
Gyuu. gyuu. gyuu. gyuuuu!
Hai, an

Tomodachi heru misetara heru
Hidari kara nibanme ni kyouyuu! (Kyouyuu!)

Shouki de oishii kanzen shoku (kanzen shoku)
Onokoshi shita hito daare?
BAN! Baibai!
Otsuruju!
(Juuu...)

English Lyrics

To all you listeners out there~!
Make sure you cook this recipe exactly as I teach you.
And you BETTER eat it all!

Chop-chop-chop! Chop-chop-chop!
Meat and veggies, chop-chop-chop☆
Crispy-CRUNCH! Crispy-CRUNCH!
Sizzle-POP! ← You can even deep-fry with this!
Gloop-gloop, slurp-slurp!
Drip-Drip-Chirp! ← That's shrimp flavor!

Haachama Cooking! It's about to be Haacha-MAAAAYHEM!

NO LOOKING THINGS UP!
Anyone who looks it up gets crisp-chopped!
Checking the internet or recipes is cheating, BAD BAD! (BAD!)

NO MEASURING!
Measuring is TRASH!
Only a true master can cook by eye, riiight?!

WILD ARRANGEMENTS!
Finally, your own original secret ingredient!
This is a cooking growth story...!

Haachama Curry is 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆
Extra spice, extra extra! (Extra-extra!) (UN-HA! UN-HA!)
I'll teach you how to make it right now.
But it's annoying, so I'll skip the details!
(Figure it out yourself, you moron!) (DING!)

Looks like trash, but it’s super delicious!
My goal is to be the best in the world!
(gagging... self-censored) (Huh?)

I'll grab hold of your stomach! (Hehehe)
Squeeze. Squeeeze. Squeeeeze. Squeeeeze!
Here, open wide! Ah-N!

Friends will decrease, if you show them, they'll decrease.
Share it with the second one from the left! (SHARE!)

Sanely delicious, COMPLETE MEAL (Complete Meal)
Who left leftovers?
BAN! Bye-bye!
Otsu-rouge!
(smack!)

Chop-chop-chop! Chop-chop-chop!
Meat and veggies, chop-chop-chop☆
Crispy-CRUNCH! Crispy-CRUNCH!
Sizzle-POP! ← Deep-frying is a piece of cake!
Gloop-gloop, slurp-slurp!
Tarantula-chama! ← Super Kawaii!
Haachama Cooking! It's about to be Haacha-MAAAAYHEM!

Mornings are elegant pancakes, lumpy veggies, even the burnt parts are just right.
Noon means choosing cute bugs for a super fun and tasty flowing noodle dish.
Nights are colorful original sushi, rolled with your favorite ingredients.

Looks like that, but it’s super delicious!
Eventually, it’ll be the best in the universe!
(gagging... self-censored) (Huh?)

I’ll definitely make you groan (hehehe)
Ugh... retch... (Here, open wide!)

Stomach grumbles. Grumbles even after eating. [Profound implications]
Share it in the midnight group chat too! (SHARE!)

Sanely delicious, COMPLETE MEAL (Complete Meal)
You, who left leftovers...!
BAN! Bye-bye!
Otsu-rouge!
(Nice shot!)

[-SUPER HAACHAMA COOKING TIME-]
Alright everyone! [ATTENTION!]
Now, I'll introduce Haachama's recommended special menu!
Its name is: The Super Trash Complete Meal!

The recipe? Don't look!
Measuring? Not happening!
Arrange it like a total mess!
Let the battle begin!
It's about to be Haacha-MAAAAYHEM!

[Example Recipe Introduction Time]
First, haphazardly chop up your favorite ingredients! (Chop them haphazardly!)
Next, throw dark chocolate into your boiled ramen! (Throw in dark chocolate!)
Mixy-mixy-mixy-mixy!
Finally, add a little super-spicy sauce, then arrange it all with a tarantula, and it's done!

Ughhh~! Time to eat!

Looks like trash, but it’s super delicious!
My goal is to be the best in the world!
(gagging... self-censored) (Huh?)

I'll grab hold of your stomach! (Hehehe) [Physically?!]
Squeeze. Squeeeze. Squeeeeze. Squeeeeze!
Here, open wide! Ah-N!

Friends will decrease, if you show them, they'll decrease.
Share it with the second one from the left! (SHARE!)

Sanely delicious, COMPLETE MEAL (Complete Meal)
Who left leftovers?
BAN! Bye-bye!
Otsu-rouge!
(Sizzle...)

Japanese Lyrics

この曲を聴いてるみなさ～ん！
お手本通りに料理を作って
絶対食えよ。

トントカトン！ トントカトン！
お肉と野菜をトントカトン☆
サクリンパっ！ サクリンパっ！
カラピッチュ！←揚げ物だって出来ちゃいます！
ぐとぅぐとぅ どぷぅどぷぅ
タラリンチュラリン←エビのアジ！

はあちゃまクッキング は～じまっちゃま～～～！

1.調べない
調べた奴からサクリンパ！
ネットやレシピを見るのはずるい ダメダメ！(ダメ！)

2.測らない
測るのはゴミ！
目分量でも作れるのが一流だろぉおおお！

3.はちゃめちゃアレンジ！
最後はオリジナルの隠し味！
これは料理の成長物語...！

はあちゃまカレーは5つ星☆☆☆☆☆
スパイスマシマシで！(ましましでぃ！)(ウンハ！ウンハ！)
作り方を今教えます。
めんどくさいので省きます！
(てめぇで勝手に想像しろ！)(チン！)

見た目はゴミでもめちゃ美味しい！
目指すは世界一！
(※おええぇ..自主規制) (は？)

あなたの胃袋掴んじゃう！(えへへ)
ぎゅっ。ぎゅっっ。ぎゅっっっ。ぎゅっっっっ！
はい、あーん

友達減る 見せたら減る
左から2番目に 共有！(共有！)

正気で美味しい 完 全 食 (完全食)
お残しした人だあれ？
BAN！ばいばい！
おつるーじゅ！
(ちゅっ)

トントカトン！ トントカトン！
お肉と野菜をトントカトン☆
サクリンパっ！ サクリンパっ！
カラピッチュ！←揚げ物なんてちょちょいのちょい！
ぐとぅぐとぅ どぷぅどぷぅ
タランちゃま=←超Kawaii！
はあちゃまクッキング は～じまっちゃま～～～！

朝は優雅にパンケーキ ゴロゴロ野菜 焦げも良い具合
昼は可愛い虫チョイスして めちゃ楽しく美味しく流し麺
夜は好きな具材巻いて 彩りオリジナルのお寿司

見た目はアレ でもめちゃ美味しい！
いずれは宇宙一！
(※おええぇ..自主規制) (は？)

あなたを絶対唸らせる(えへへ)
うぅ...うぇっ...(はい、あーん)

お腹が鳴る 食べても鳴る ※意味深
深夜のグルチャにも 共有！(共有！)

正気で美味しい 完 全 食 (完全食)
お残しした人 お前ェ...！
BAN！ばいばい！
おつるーじゅ！
(ナイスショット！)

[-SUPER HAACHAMA COOKING TIME-]
はいみなさ～ん[※注目！]
いまからはあちゃまおすすめの特別メニュー、紹介しま～す！
その名もめちゃゴミ完全食

レシピは？見ない！
測りも？しない！
はちゃめちゃにアレンジ！
対戦よろしくお願いします！
は～じまっちゃま～～～！

[お手本紹介タイム]
1.まずは好きな具材を切り散らかします！(切り散らかします！)
2.次に茹で上がったラーメンにダークチョコ投入！(ダークチョコを投入！)
3.まじぇまじぇまじぇまじぇ
4.最後に激辛ソースを少し加え タランチュラで全体を整えたら完成！

うはぁ～！いっただっきまーす

見た目はゴミでもめちゃ美味しい！
目指すは世界一！
(※おええぇ..自主規制) (は？)

あなたの胃袋掴んじゃう！(えへへ)[※物理？]
ぎゅっ。ぎゅっっ。ぎゅっっっ。ぎゅっっっっ！
はい、あーん

友達減る 見せたら減る
左から2番目に 共有！(共有！)

正気で美味しい 完 全 食 (完全食)
お残しした人だあれ？
BAN！ばいばい！
おつるーじゅ！
(ジュウ...)